Humor

Some humor on an otherwise humorless and difficult day. 
Since I am nearly preparing for next years Tour de France, my wife thought it would be good for me to have a real cycling jersey.  Keep in mind that cycling jerseys are not made for people of my, uh, build. So she calls and asks and calls and asks and finds that a XX jersey should fit me.  It arrived yesterday.
It fit my arm.
Not every day you can't even get a 2 x shirt over your shoulders.  While quite discouraging it was very funny and even funnier when I think about it this morning.
I guess my Tour de France run will have to wait until I can fit into a jersey.  Might be a few years.